Apparently church business cards are a big thing now, so you can do that all-important networking (advertising) when you’re out snatching souls for Christ. How awesomely tacky! I love the one that looks like a performance ticket. And that’s what church services really are: just a big song and dance with a steep psychological service charge.
“Why thank you ever so much for your church business card—I’ll put it in my wallet and give you a call at the first sign of spiritual turmoil!” said no one, ever.